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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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