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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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