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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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