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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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