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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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