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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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