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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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