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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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