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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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