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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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