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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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