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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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