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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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