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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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