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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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