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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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