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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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