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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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