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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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