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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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