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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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