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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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