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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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