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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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