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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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