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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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