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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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