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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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