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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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