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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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