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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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