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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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