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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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