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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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