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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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