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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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