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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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