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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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