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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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