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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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