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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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