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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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