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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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