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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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