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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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