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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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