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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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