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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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