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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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