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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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