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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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