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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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