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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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