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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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