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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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