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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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